Why did the free range chicken cross the road

1)    Because she could.

2)    Because hot on her heels was a free range coyote

3)    She was working that side of the street.

4)    She was being chased by a horny free range rooster.

5)    Because it had become the fashionable thing to do.

6)    There were no jobs on her side.

7)    She was trying to stay one step ahead of the free range mother plucking farmer.

8)    Chickens are girls and girls just want to have fun.

9)    The side she was on had a KFC!

10) Actually earlier in the day she had crossed the road in a previous joke & was just now returning home.

         She had been lured there by the false promise of diner & dancing with no strings                   attached.

11) Free range did not alter the fact she lived in a world where free will was a myth.

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Jokes by Bill keller for www.organicwholesaleclub.com