Why did the free range chicken cross the road

1)    Because she could.

2)    Because hot on her heels was a free range coyote

3)    She was working that side of the street.

4)    She was being chased by a horny free range rooster.

5)    Because it had become the fashionable thing to do.

6)    There were no jobs on her side.

7)    She was trying to stay one step ahead of the free range mother plucking farmer.

8)    Chickens are girls and girls just want to have fun.

9)    The side she was on had a KFC!

10) Actually earlier in the day she had crossed the road in a previous joke & was just now returning home.

         She had been lured there by the false promise of diner & dancing with no strings                   attached.

11) Free range did not alter the fact she lived in a world where free will was a myth.

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Jokes by Bill keller for www.organicwholesaleclub.com

Murphys law

Just when you think you've got it done something comes up to bite you in the butt. We wanted to be live on Friday but alas it had to be put off till next Thursday due to some tech issues. I won't put the site up till I can correct everything that gets in the way of it being easy for customers to navigate. So we put on the hard hats and get to work. Of course once up and in use we will find new things to work on and that's all part of the process.

Jeff Dunham does Prius jokes

Very Funny. Enjoy!

What are we nuts!

It’s one thing to have an idea and quite another to actually do it and realize what the hell did I get myself into! When we first started I really had no clue what it would take to put this thing together and I can honestly say although the process was overwhelming I learned a lot along the way.  Such as…

1-If you think you thought of everything think again!

2- be prepared to change your whole business model based on new information

3-Go see a good Therapist and make sure you’re not really CRAZY!

All that being said we are ready to go and very excited with what The Organic Wholesale Club can do. In my next blog I will talk about a program I’m developing to bring organic products to low income school districts at or below cost. I will welcome all idea’s ask some of you to help get this program going where you live. What we feed our kids at school is so vital to their physical and mental well being and it’s totally overlooked by most school districts.

I wanted to include our first press release and a request for Beta Testers in this my first blog. Wish us luck and your comments are appreciated!

Bob Wolf

Founder

Organic Wholesale club

Press Release.

The Organic Wholesale Club launched its direct to consumer E-commerce site offering true wholesale prices on over 15.000 organic and natural items.  Offering a wide product line including organic baby food, all natural snacks, Organic Pasta and thousands of other organic and natural grocery items The Organic Wholesale Club takes a giant leap towards making Organic and natural living more affordable.

 Through revenue generated by our low membership fee of only $25 per year The Organic Wholesale Club is able to offer discounts of around 30% off of SRP every day of the year. Monthly specials will bring additional discounts in the 35-50% range.  To keep our product prices low and give value to membership we have created affiliate programs with The Organic Wine Company (www.theorganicwinecompany.com) which offers over 100 organic wines shipped direct to the customer and the Greensbury Market (www.greensburymarket.com) which sells Organic Beef, Chicken and pork products. Club members get 10% off all products in web stores.

“It’s all about saving money and time” says Katherine Weiss Co founder of the club. “Our goal is to make The Organic Wholesale Club the only stop you need to make to buy all your organic and natural grocery items”

We are open for business and Beta testing the site. In that effort we are looking for 100 people to give free memberships to in exchange for feedback on their shopping experience. Please contact us at info@theorganicwholesaleclub.com

About the Organic Wholesale Club LLC (www.theorganicwholesaleclub.com)

Art Darrow, Bob Wohlfeld, and Katherine Weiss founded the Organic Wholesale Club. Bob Wohlfeld created the nations first Organic and natural vending business in 2005 (www.organicvending.net). In just 5 years it has grown to hundreds of accounts including many school districts and colleges. Aramatic Refreshment a major player in vending in several states bought Organic Vending in 2008 and expanded the organic and natural line to over 2500 vending machines. Art Darrow a 40-year vending and food service veteran saw the demand for healthier products and acted on it. Katherine Weiss founded the Healthy Snack Store (www.healthysnackstore.com) in 2005 and while working full time as an English teacher built it into a thriving E-commerce site. Organic Wholesale Club bought the Healthy Snack Store in December 2009.

Contact

Bob Wohlfeld

VP of Marketing

The Organic Wholesale Club

518-392-4553

Bobwolf@theorganicwholesaleclub.com